The Elephant in The Room?

Do not think about an Elephant, no matter what you think right now do not think about big floppy ears and long tusks and a big trung and that elephant sound that I can't possibly replicate by typing without sounding/looking like a moron. anyways dont think about big giant elephants.
Also don't skip that paragraph and go to this one thinking your going to escape not thinking about elephants...ok so what gives?

This times like 5 more is what gives..or should I say what DOESNT GIVE.

The more I try not to think about being pregnant the more I DO think about it. I see it every where!!! I just cant escape. Theres baby stuff every where, I swear I see more pregnant people than not in a day anymore and to top it all off. I am late 5 days, have had either mad cravings for saltyness like pass the dang morton craving, I had to barf all day and not at the rudeness of customers for once to the point that I didnt eat all day, I have been so tired and I got a headache today the only time I like ever ever ever got headaches like this was when I was pregnant and they were insane....but then again maybe I have a headache from all this elephant and baby talk!!! So you see there all evidence leads to pregnant. And yet no matter how many of these damn things I buy they all end up like the one above!
I am trying so so hard to just be patient and not let this consume me but seriously how do you not let a huge elephant in your room consume you? I wake up and go jogging with katie wondering how im going to get ready with an elephant in my room and then i get home and work around the elephant to go to work and think about their being an elephant in my room and then oh he shows up at work too in the form of pregnant woman everywhere geesh we dont even have a kids department so that makes it double irritating and then i go home and ya know what this damn elephant is still there no matter what i try to do to make it go away. I know this next statement is probably wrong but right now i dont care..."ITS NOT FAIR, I DESERVE TO BE PREGNANT!" Yep I said it! Im not saying no one else should be can be or deserves to be but I do deserve this, I do deserve this one happy thing and so I ask you all to please with a big huge cherry on top to please cross your fingers that one of these stupid sticks starts working overtime and magically has a second line appear like really soon before I totally loose my mind, okay I wont loose my mind but Im not going to lie I am a "I want it now" person. I just am I admit it so please also for bryans sake poor thing has to deal with the 30 seconds after I come out of the bathroom each time and man o man is he a good husband to do so with such grace!